went to celebrate ernest's birthday on thursday at this pub called 'ma■t■n ent■■t■■■m■nt' which was recommended by ah ron because it closes at 6am.. eddie and kk even took a day off from their national slavery service to show face!!

anyway, we ordered martell as usual.. however, the martell they gave us was not the martell we used to drink..

no little marbles stopper, no serial number, no local importer's label..

as a very vigilant customer (just like the uncle & auntie you see everyday in the mrt terrorist awareness video) we

'??!'

the waitress, and guess what was her reply!?

'oh, all taste the same one la..'

without hesitation, the voices in our head told us to ask for an exchange and insisted us not to pay for the suspicious bottle..

HAPPY 21st BIRTHDAY

TO

ERNEST!!!

These are excuse notes from parents (including original spelling) collected by schools from all over the country.

1. My son is under a doctors care and should not take P.E. today. Please execute him.

2. Please excuse Lisa for being absent. She was sick and I had her shot.

3. Dear School : Please ekscuse John being absent on Jan. 28, 29, 30, 31, 32, and also 33.


4. Please excuse Gloria from Jim today. She is administrating.

5. Please excuse Roland from P.E. for a few days. Yesterday he fell out of a tree and misplaced his hip.

6. John has been absent because he had two teeth taken out of his face.

7. Megan could not come to school today because she has been bothered by very close veins.

8. Please excuse Ray Friday from school. He has very loose vowels.

9. Irving was absent yesterday because he missed his bust. (So Irving is transexual ?)

10. Sally wont be in school a week from Friday. We have to attend her funeral.

11. Please excuse Jason for being absent yesterday. He had a cold and could not breed well.

12. Gloria was absent yesterday as she was having a gangover.

13. Maryann was absent December 11-16, because she had a fever, sore throat,headache and upset stomach. Her sister was also sick, fever and sore throat,her brother had a low grade fever and ached all over. I wasnt the best either, sore throat and fever. There must be something going around, her father even got hot last night.

14. Please excuse Jennifer for missing school yesterday. We forgot to get the Sunday paper off the porch, and when we found it Monday, we thought it was Sunday.

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HAPPY 21st BIRTHDAY

TO

TRICIA!!

my teacher once told me that one can loss a language if one dont use it.. i think i am losing the whole ability of using languages.. sometimes i cant use appropriate chinese vocabulary to describe simple things like last time.. and my english is getting from bad to worse.. maybe its because i have no one to talk to at home.. or maybe i just dont like to communicate with other people.. im too used to keeping things to myself.. everything.. im too good at it..

i realised that i have difficulties in expressing myself for quite some time.. and now its getting more severe.. too many things left undone too many questions unanswered too many uncertainties.. my brain is like a hard disk that needs defragmentation badly..

but how am i gonna defragment my brain?

have u done this before? lol

move on!!


get over and done with!!


u need to get a life, loser!!









i wish i could.